Bryce Hebrews 12:1 Taxonomy
- God
- Ashley
- Kiddos
- Brothers and Sisters in Christ
- Golf Clubs
- Wordpress
- Macbook
- Coffee
- Books
What’s yours?
What’s yours?
This one is such a classic. They use it on the DC retreat.
Nailed it.
This is sarcasm for those who are really slow.
1) Stop breathing so much. Try and take a breath off every couple.
2) If you have animals convince them to do the same.
3) Hold in your flatulence. Yes it may bind you up but it’s for a good cause.
4) Don’t leave your home unless by foot. It takes a lot of co2 to manufacture anything you could use to travel.
5) Give up sodas, bottled water and for sure kegs of beer.
6) Find your nearest volcano or geyser and do your best to plug it.
7) Follow behind the cattle on your nearest farm, use a pooper scooper get that stuff picked up before it omits too much methane into the air.
8) Don’t own a 10,000 square foot mansion in Tennessee.
9) Don’t fly around the world on a corporate jet spreading propaganda.
10) Don’t believe in a God who created this universe and is a tad bit smarter than us.
While I believe in being a good steward of God’s creation, I do not believe in an arrogance that says God is not in control of his creation. I believe in living a simpler life and keeping it at that. Of course I’m not out to profit on everything green either.
I couldn’t find the video or a picture of the bus. Didn’t have time to record the jingle myself, but I promise I’m singing right now.
Best scene from Fletch Lives. In my humble opinion.