Stuckinbeta

I'm stuck in Beta- just got out of Alpha. I'm living in Web 2.0 and trying to figure out how to monetize myself.

Bryce Hebrews 12:1 Taxonomy

  1. God
  2. Ashley
  3. Kiddos
  4. Brothers and Sisters in Christ
  5. Golf Clubs
  6. Wordpress
  7. Macbook
  8. Coffee
  9. Twitter
  10. Books

What’s yours?

I just finished bookmarking every site online with Delicious boomarks- wouldn’t you know it, as soon as I finished someone added a couple hundred thousand new sites- back to work. YOURS TRULY
Who needs spell check when you have Google’s “did you mean?” Guilty! YOURS TRULY

This one is such a classic. They use it on the DC retreat.

Nailed it.

10 creative ways to reduce your carbon footprint

This is sarcasm for those who are really slow.

1) Stop breathing so much. Try and take a breath off every couple.

2) If you have animals convince them to do the same.

3) Hold in your flatulence. Yes it may bind you up but it’s for a good cause.

4) Don’t leave your home unless by foot. It takes a lot of co2 to manufacture anything you could use to travel.

5) Give up sodas, bottled water and for sure kegs of beer.

6) Find your nearest volcano or geyser and do your best to plug it.

7) Follow behind the cattle on your nearest farm, use a pooper scooper get that stuff picked up before it omits too much methane into the air.

8) Don’t own a 10,000 square foot mansion in Tennessee.

9) Don’t fly around the world on a corporate jet spreading propaganda.

10) Don’t believe in a God who created this universe and is a tad bit smarter than us.

While I believe in being a good steward of God’s creation, I do not believe in an arrogance that says God is not in control of his creation. I believe in living a simpler life and keeping it at that. Of course I’m not out to profit on everything green either.

Best scene from Fletch Lives. In my humble opinion.